did-dracula-daily-update-today:

0 days since we last heard from our good friend Jonathan Harker, due to die tomorrow.

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scorpiontattoo:

no boyfriend no girlfriend no money no prospects but at least i got all these images on my cell phone

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fuck-you-showerthoughts:

just-shower-thoughts:

Since Wall-E knew how to repair himself, he knows how to repair each Wall-E corpse around him and chooses not to.

Imagine watching a movie about loneliness and new beginnings and the flaws of capitalism and going “wow i can’t believe this main character didn’t just put in the effort to repair the status quo” — the POINT of the MOVIE is that the Wall-E’s failed and were destined to fail because the corporations that built them chose to give up and abandon them (+ earth) so they could trap humanity in an inescapable monopoly. All of the Wall-E’s except ours are past any repair and must be past repair because they are a visual representation of the utterly failed previous system. FUCK you.

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philomonstrum:

sixpenceee:

Drone Films Inside Volcano Seconds before Eruption Emerges!  

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Gaaaatdamn

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lastvalyrian:

One important thing that you should do as a queer person is to find another queer person whose brain works just like yours (romantically or not) and then adopt a cat together and then finally steal that fucking Pikachu and make it big

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whydidisavethistomyphone:

Out of touch Thursday

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